Years ago there was a dashing, black-clad swordsman Don Diego de la Vega or, Zorro, as he was known to television viewers. He came into our living room each week, slashing his sword across the screen. Zip! zap! zip! went his rapier, forming a jagged “Z” as his calling card.
I thought of the masked vigilante, when I was rounding up the zucchini in my refrig recently. What if that “Z” had stood for Zucchini? Captain Zucchini.
Hmm. . . Antonio Bandera could’ve been Captain Zucchini, champion of green produce, dedicated to abolishing vegetable disdain among American youth. (Bandera played Zorro in one of the movie versions, as did Anthony Hopkins, Tyrone Power and, originally, Douglas Fairbanks.)
Captain Zucchini to the Rescue
I pondered all this as I thumbed recipes and finally decided on a zucchini bread that included chocolate chips. I would never have thought of mixing chocolate with a vegetable, but apparently someone did, so I played along.
Well, to tell you the truth, I wasn’t all that wild about the loaf, so I’ll not pass on the recipe. The texture was dry and the mini chocolate chips not a good flavor fit.
So I went back to my standby recipe for zucchini bread, that includes a small can of crushed pineapple.
As I dumped pineapple in the mixing bowl, I could hear Captain Zucchini whispering in my ear, “Good move,” he said. “If you’re going to add moisture, you just as well add flavor, too.” Ahh. . . my hero!
I also jettisoned the chocolate chips. And I stuck with the amount of oil I always used. “If it works, don’t fix it,” he said with a mischievous grin, as we slipped the loaf into the oven.
Bonus Bit of Amusement: While looking at dozens of zucchini breads on line, I read a comment left by a woman’s who had made one of the recipes. It made me laugh so hard, tears ran down my leg.
She wrote: “I love this recipe. Since I didn’t have any zucchini, I substituted applesauce. It was the best Zucchini Bread, I’ve ever made!! Thanks for sharing.”
Pat Graham says
I love your posts. I also love all the recipes. I grew up with a wonderful southern born cook (My Mom). I also love to cook and experiment often but stick to the basics that are tried and true. I love the story about a church congregation that would supposedly lock their car doors when zucchini was over abundant. It seems that if doors were not locked the zucchini’s would appear in cars after church. Keep up the good work!
Jean Carnahan says
I enjoyed your zucchini flashback. When it comes to sharing squash, it’s the thought that counts. Bless the zucchini donors; they’re pure of heart.